Wiener...Ready For Takeoff!

Wiener...Ready For Takeoff!
Wiener...Ready For Takeoff!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Konichiwa Bitches!!!

After literally years of anticipation, mommy finally got to accompany daddy on her first trip to Japan. After living in Japan for two years and studying the culture and language for nearly twelve years of his life, it undoubtedly holds a very special place in daddy’s heart and he couldn’t wait to share it with his best friend. Unfortunately this was a business trip for daddy, so it was by no means a vacation. I guess someone’s gotta work! I know I’m certainly not bringing much to the table! Even with daddy’s busy work schedule, they still managed to squeeze in a few side trips on the weekends and partied it up at night. While daddy was out working the market, mommy was busy taking solo sightseeing trips throughout the city and attempting to conquer the intricate and complicated Tokyo train systems that apparently even the Japanese get lost on!

Japanese Railways



On their first day in Tokyo they visited Meiji Jingu (Shinto Shrine) and Sensoji (Buddhist Temple) in Asakusa. They were blessed with a very good luck fortune at Meiji, but weren’t so lucky at Sensoji. They made sure to tie up their bad fortune along with all the other unlucky readings so it could be “blown away” in the wind. They strolled through Harajuku, a popular fashion district where young individuals come out every Sunday to express their creativity and unique fashion styles. Being stuck in school uniforms six days a week, many individual's clothing choices are very "unique" to say the least!

Sacred Doorway at the Meiji Shrine 
We wish for health and happiness for our friends and family :)
Sensoji Temple
Mommy's luck sucked!

While daddy was out selling wine, mommy ventured all around Tokyo. She walked the entire perimeter of the Imperial Palace hoping to get a glimpse of the Emperor, shopped till she dropped (AKA ran out of Yen) in Shibuya Square, visited Kichijoji Park where couples can rent swan paddle boats and test their love out on a cursed pond, and even took a trip to the Sapporo Factory and Yebisu Beer Museum. A beer tour by your self, mommy? Kind of pathetic to drink alone, but I probably would have done the same!

Nijubashi Bridge outside the Imperial Palace
Security guard offered to take a picture of mommy...she must have looked lonely!

SHIBUYA SQUARE!!!
Kichijoji Park


Mommy getting her Yebisu drink on!
Mommy met up with daddy after work one evening to have dinner with his local importer. The food and wine was fantastic! After dinner the whole sales crew took them out for a proper karaoke experience. They sang a duet to “Party in the USA”, mommy belted out “California Girls”, and daddy rocked out to Backstreet Boys and even serenaded mommy with a few classic love songs in Japanese!!! Luckily she got it all on camera!



Mottox Wine Dinner
PEACE!
Daddy hitting the high notes at Karaoke!
At the end of the workweek, they blasted down to Kyoto on the Shinkansen (bullet train) cruising at speeds of 300 kilometers per hour. During the day they visited Kinkaku-ji, the Temple of the Golden Pavilion, and Kiyomizu Temple. Both of them were absolutely breathtaking. Pictures don’t quite do them justice! At night they strolled through the streets and narrow alleyways of Gion where it’s not uncommon to see traditional Japanese Geishas all dolled up in white makeup, dressed to the nines in extravagant kimonos, and clanking down the street in wooden getas. They wandered off the beaten path dipping into small izakayas and restaurants, getting curious stares and glances when they entered the typically Japanese-only establishments. Everyone was quickly blown away when they heard daddy’s Japanese!!!

Daddy looks like a stud in his biz suit!
Eki Bento + Chu Hi = Breakfast of Champions
I LOVE GOOOOOOLLLLDD!!! Kinkaku-ji - The Temple of the Golden Pavilion!
Kiyomizu Temple 
Daddy purifying his hands and mouth before entering the temple. 

Gorgeous Geishas!
In between sightseeing mommy and daddy spent most of their time sipping sake, umeshu, and chu hi, or chugging Asahi beer while gorging on local cuisine….sushi, udon noodles, shabu shabu, gyoza, tonkatsu, okonomiyaki, soba noodles, curry ramen, a ridiculous amount of fresh seafood, daikon salad, chili tofu, basashi (Look it up! Daddy didn’t tell mommy what it was until after she ate it. He usually does this if he thinks she’ll be skeptical. The trick works every time! Surprisingly she usually likes it too!). Even the eki bentos (boxed lunches) they picked up at the train station were delicious! They probably gained a few L-B’s on this trip! I’m sure they’ll be hitting the gym hard this week!

Tonkatsu - Breaded Pork Cutlet
Dinner with Aki and his family
Sushi spread!
Tempura
The makings of Shabu Shabu
Okonomiyaki - Pancake Omelet
Soba Noodle Bowl and Shrimp Gyoza
Basashi - (psst...it's raw horse!)
Sake Box!
They made lots of wonderful memories during the nine days they visited Japan, but there are still so many beautiful places to explore. I’m sure they’ll definitely be back soon! While they were gone I stayed at our neighbor’s house who recently moved here from Tokyo. I had so much fun running around and playing with Yuki and Pal (collies) that the nine-day separation went by really fast. I heard from Yuki and Pal that Tokyo has lots of cute mini doxies, apparently since we’re good dogs for small apartments. I’m hoping maybe mommy and daddy will bring me home a girlfriend next time they visit. A guy can dream, right? Until then, I’m just happy my parents are home and I have my two new best friends next door to play with. Until next time, sayonara!
She doesn't know it yet, but she's my future lover!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Behind the Sceney Weenie

Purina. Puppy Chow. Iams. They all want me. Apparently word has gotten out about my amazing acting skills. I barely managed to squeeze in writing this blog in between phone calls from headhunters and casting directors trying to get me in their next production. I just received an offer from the director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua to film a sequel. He needs a talented wiener to star in his new film Bangkok Doxie. It's a great opportunity, but I'm not really interested. Everyone knows sequels are never as good as the original!

This past weekend my family and I filmed three days here in Bangkok for part of our acting debut on the show House Hunters International, which airs in the states on HGTV. The show follows families that are purchasing or renting a home abroad and illustrates the house hunting experience by accompanying them to three potential properties. I didn’t have a single line in the show, but trust me...I don’t have to speak to be heard! It’s pretty obvious that the camera loves me! I guess I’m what you call, a natural.

The entire filming process involves four long, grueling days filled with house tours, a boat trip along the Chao Phraya River, a visit to the Chatuchak weekend market, and a whole lot more! I don’t want to give away too many juicy details in order to save the anticipation for the show. But just to hold you over, here's a few pictures from behind the camera lens :)


Rob (Ireland) the Sound Guy, Julian (England) the Cameraman, and Paul (Australia) the Director
He heard everything mommy and daddy said or did, even the stuff they didn't want him to hear.
Getting sweaty on camera at Chatuchak Market!


Chao Phraya Boat Tour

On scene wardrobe change! Daddy borrowed the jacket from the sound guy, and mommy bought her dress for 200 baht on the side of the road.
We don’t know the exact date our episode will air, but editing could take around four months so we’re assuming sometime in August or September. Don’t worry, I'll let you know when so you can get your Tivo’s programmed!
I got yelled at just for sniffing this expensive piece of machinery. I guess they thought I might pee on it.... I'll be honest, the thought did cross my mind.